100% Money Back Guarantee
If they don't work for your herd, you don't pay. No fine print.
How it works
Four sentences, not four pages.
Try them on your own cows
Not a sample, not a trial size. Buy a pack, run it through your fresh pen the way you actually would, and judge it on your own cows.
If they don't work, you don't pay
Email us and tell us they didn't work. That is the whole process. We refund you.
No restocking fee, no return freight games
We are not going to charge you 20% to take a box back, and we are not going to make the refund smaller than the order.
No fine print
There is no minimum, no deadline buried in a footnote, and no form to chase down. If you have to read something twice to understand it, we wrote it wrong.
To make a claim
Email NoB.S.CowProducts@gmail.com with your order number and what happened. That's it. Or use the contact form.
Nothing to lose
Try a pack.
A pack of 54 is $270— $5.00 a bolus, shipped free, with a free applicator gun on your first order, applied at checkout. If it doesn't work, you get your money back.